5.12.2009

Monkeys and Masaya


Monday May 11, 2009

A monkey’s adorableness is universally unquestioned – hemorrhagic viruses aside – but a chirping, playful, miniature monkey crawling all over your head and eating mango slices, well that’s just too much for anyone to handle. La Hotel Mariposa (www.mariposaspanishschool.com) the oasis jungle eco-hotel/Spanish school/animal sanctuary that I visit every Nica trip (and have written about here before), rescued four white-faced monkeys from the illicit animal trade and made them a home in their menagerie. I spent a (healthy) portion of my weekend basking in their awesomeness. An example: the tiniest of the four monkeys has escaped from the enclosure and uses his freedom to taunt the dogs, chase the chickens, and play through the fence with the remaining enclosed monkeys. He is free, but has no interest in leaving the vicinity and testing his soft, domestic ass in the wild mountain jungle, but he also refuses to return to the enclosure. Is there a “One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest” analogy in there?


Mariposa is in La Concha, the sort of town where kids play baseball on Sunday on narrow streets between pastel houses, and if the residents feel like it, they’ll gather up the fallen wild mangoes and avocados and cart them off to market. Yesterday morning, I rode a horse through La Concha, past the outskirts where the homes can only loosely be called homes, and higher, running the horse through volcanic soil, above the green vegetation line to drier, isolated elevation and an incredible view of fuming Volcán Masaya. Puffing Masaya is ominously beautiful, definitely active, and perilously close to La Concha. My young guides live in the town and care for the horses. Dangerous, no, I ask. Sure, they say, and shrug.

It’s interesting that this worry is trumped by swine flu. A few days ago a man died from swine flu in Costa Rica, triggering a major front-page headline on Nicaragua’s largest daily newspaper, La Prensa. Most Nicaraguans I have talked to about my trip ask probing, serious questions about the looming scourge. Is there a treatment? How can I prevent it? When is it coming to Nicaragua? There is real awareness and a fear that there’s more they haven’t been told. The government has urged only the most gravely ill to seek medical attention, partly to diminish panic, but also to fight the overreaction to the common sniffle. Clinicians here note how mild health disturbances induce swift and immediate actions, over-running clinics with minor problems, while others with more debilitating, long-term, serious conditions avoid treatment entirely. It’s over-valuing the acute, but accepting the chronic. Fight the daily ailment, real or otherwise, but trudge stoically onward with the lot you’ve been given, be it malformation, cancer, or volcano birthplace.

5.07.2009

La Gripa Porcina

Nicaragua now has swine flu testing capabilities!
Observations that could make one think this has been a long time coming include: masked airport personnel, symptom checklists for all arrivals, and required hand sanitizing for all Pizza Hut customers. I’ve heard the head of virology here at the Ministry of Health has been under a bit of political pressure, and that blaming the CDC, while accurate, has not been acceptable. The test is straightforward, and one that most of the technicians here perform regularly, but because of the newness and the hype, they wanted to be sure, to learn it again, just in case, and have me demonstrate it.

New digs:
My usual Nica house mom is renting out her tiny spare room to a rather large family (recession?), so I’ve had to live elsewhere this trip. Enter Nicarao: a loquacious, smiley, ambitious, 40-something businessman who’s lived a good chunk of his life in the states (Miami, mostly), and is related to the girlfriend of my UCSF colleague. Nicarao owns a partially completed hotel on a hillside in Managua near Somoza’s old country club, and although the upper story is still a transparent framework, he’s renting me an elaborately-tiled, new-house-smell, downstairs room for 30 bucks a night. This is totally worth it for the A/C alone, a beautiful offset to the consistent, and humid, 95 degrees. Eventually, he tells me, his towering hillside abode will host a restaurant, nightclub, guest rooms, and a pool. He has plans to buy the block (recession?). These plans are worth protecting, so a night watchman is paid to watch television with stray dogs from the skeleton of a top floor.